Seduce me like an Amazonian river dolphin

By picking up large rocks with your mouth

r0ditis:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

thephilyptian:

"PALESTINIAN GIRL, YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD"

"When someone enrols in the medicine school that one of the longest schooling required profession, by the time they finish school they will be around 30-or at least on their late 20s. But not for this girl; Eqbal Asa’d is a Palestinian Muslim woman that started the Medicine school when she was just 14 years old, ‘myhijab.info’ reports. Asa’d got her Bachelor degree in Medicine with Honors and was set by the Guinness World Records as the youngest doctor in the World, according to the report. She has been signed to go to Ohio, U.S to continue her education even further and become a Pediatrician."  - Source

YOU GUYS SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. SHE IS A FEMALE, A MUSLIM AND A MINORITY. AND SHE IS THE YOUNGEST DOCTOR IN THE WORLD. 

WHY ARE WE NOT HEARING MORE ABOUT HER?

you know why.

peggycxrter:

*seduces you with marvel movies*

newneattshirt:

George Daniel // Kode 2 Magazine

newneattshirt:

Matty Healy // Kode 2 Magazine

xxtrumanblackxx:

DAMN AUSSIES LET ME SCRATCH THE FUCK OHT OF U AND U CAN SEE HOW T FEELS I AM LIVID

You can’t blame all of them for
what happened. There are going to be idiotic fans each place they go that’s don’t respect the band. It’s terrible what that specific group of people did but it’s not like the whole of Australia mobbed him. Don’t put your anger on a whole country, we all should know how that is a terrible thing to do.

itsclolostinstereo:

So with the news about Danny still fresh let’s run this shit down, shall we?

•Colton wants to leave - written out of script so he can come back
•Daniel wants to leave- written out of script so he can come back
•Gage wants to leave - killed
•Sinqua wants to leave - killed
•Crystal wants to leave - killed
•Keahu wants to be on show - written off for no reason
•adds four new blue eyed, white boys to script

Is anyone else seeing a pattern?

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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